I had to make it fair
Dick can't get all the fun
I love dick but the reason I love dick is because of my vagina
My vagina
The vagina is a female's sexual instrument
Actually the vagina is the internal part from the opening til the cervix
What you see on the outside is actually called the vulva
This is the sum of its outside parts
I know right
Mad shit
But that's the vulva
Not vagina
So after this note you can't refer to the outside as a vagina
Capiche?
Of course there's different types of pussy
Let's run by a few...
Natural Pussy
Natural pussy is the pussy that every female is born with
It's use is to pee, cum and bleed
It is the pussy that hasn't been touched by another
No alterations
Just down to its basic form
Regular Pussy
Regular pussy is pussy that has been fucked a few times
It's pussy that you fuck just to get a nut
It's pussy you'd use to make a point
I.e. like if you're gay or not (guys) or lesbian (gals)
Use this pussy during any experimental phase
Seasoned Pussy
Seasoned pussy is pussy that has fucked with at least 10 partners
It doesn't mean you're a pro but your pussy is better than natural
Seasoned pussy is for guys who want a good nut but not the potential to wife it
Marinated Pussy
Marinated pussy is pussy that you want to live in
It's the pussy that makes you better yourself
It's pussy men turn into bitches
People into stalkers
This type of pussy is the pussy that is very skilled but still tight
Professional Pussy
Professional pussy is pussy that makes people think you've been fucking since you were born
Difference is there's no emotion involved
Other types of pussy comes with emtion, especially regular pussy owners
It makes the mistake of letting people in off the basis of becoming a permanent fixture in the pussy
Professional pussy just gets the job done for itself and keeps it moving
It's pussy that traps lower ranking men (emotionally) into thinking "she must love me"
No nigga she's just a great actress
Professional pussy owners live for sex and sex alone
Many people get burned by this type of pussy
There are also many scents/tastes to a vulva...
Normal Pussy
Normal pussy is what pussy tastes like at odd times
I.e. like during 2nd period in school, right before you hit the gym
Shit like that
It tastes like nothing....nothing outside of the owner's natural essence
Edible Pussy
Edible pussy is pussy that tastes like what the pussy owner has eaten
If you ate subways before receiving head, imagine it would be refreshing
But downside is when the pussy owner eats oily and fatty foods
I.e. if the pussy owner ate BK (not no damn Garden Salad either),
Her pussy is gonna taste like the oil that drips from the burgers
Sweet Pussy
Sweet pussy is naturally or artificially sweetened pussy
Natural: pussy that always taste sweet no matter what day of the week it is
It can vary to very light, like a delicate treat, or bold like a candy
Artificial: when people say you are what you eat, it's true
Especially when it comes to pussy owners
Eat candy or sweets prior to a licking and the licker will be in for a sweet treat
Goes a little hand in hand with Edible Pussy but Sweet Pussy owners will have the taste
for a longer period of time after the food was ingested
Kelis' milkshake was prob this flavor
Tangy Pussy
This pussy that is very healthy
The acid from the fruit and other healthy items will make this pussy fiesty in flavor (and more acidic)
It's like eating a Mystery Airhead (minus the calories/sugar intake): you will never know the exact flavor
And the taste varies between each licker
Stank (or All-Day) Pussy
Stank Pussy is pussy that smells like it has 14 million diseases and counting
Type of pussy that make a guy reconsider the "pussy is pussy" rule
This is that pussy that made the guys down south look away until she assulted them with a gun
This pussy is coming out of the gym while on your period and you fucking a dirty bum with shit on his ass nastiness
This pussy hasn't seen the light of day and you should not uncover it's mysteries until a washing and a trip to the Ob/Gyn
Pussy Care
There are a few phases to pussy care
Naturally bc we have more parts thank dick owners do
To each their own on how they wash it but just take a note: you need to wipe it up with something
Just soap and water doesn't cut for the ultra cleanness
Rewash and rinse your pussy multiple times
Your inner thigh too
You'd be surprised at the end of the day how much dirt lies there while you sit on your ass all day
Masturbation is your friend
It shows you're healthy sexually and it has many advantages to your body when you cum
Pain reliever, stress reliever, immune booster, puts you to bed and sleep peacefully and deeply, endorphins to name the majority
Ob/Gyn is your best friend which is why you see the bitch every 6 months for total checkup
Tip: going before your birthday makes the stress of finding the std results harsher if you fucked up with the last few times you had sex
You have been warned...also....
No douching!!!!!
Our vaginas naturally remove dirt and bacteria through discharge
Douche and you die
Simple
Sexing the Pussy
There's the clitoris (refer back to the intriguing pic)
The clit, pearl, kitty, spot is to be massaged for sexual stimulus
Pussy lovers pay attention to the following:
Motorboating the pussy has no feeling and you look stupid from our point of view
Fingering the pussy should only be allowed after you wash your damn hands
Coming straight from outside carries more germs than a public toilet seat that's been shitted on
Don't give head if you're not in the mood
It may seem okay to just to do it if begged but you pussy lovers do poorly when not on your terms
Also if I give you head, reciprocate.
Yes you too bitch
If pussy lovers suck your clit, then you must suck your love off too
Tease me a little
It makes me want you more and it primes me for strenuous sexual activity
Licking and sticking your tongue into the hole does not feel as great as you think it does
It feels like you giving me a wet willy into an already wet ear.....not stimulating
If you don't wanna give me head, still wet the hole
Dick owners like shoving shit in there like it don't hurt
Pussy owners with tight holes, like mine, need lubrication always
We don't like our hole being shred to pieces and you wonder why we can't go on to round 2
Jackhammers, we like rough sex but you don't know how to fucking move
I'm bored with your quick strokes
Switch it up
Make me guess and shock me into having a big orgasm
Yeah shockgasms, as I call it, does feel so good
Good like when you finally sit down to pee after a long ride home
Licking my anus does feel good
Anus is the hole that is under the vagina, between your ass cheeks
Yeah be grossed out but I bet you my sex is way better than your sex in the end
Rough Riders, you're rough to compensate the fact that you don't know how to use your hips
If you did, you wouldn't be so rough and would appreciate the delicacy of the pussy
KY is awesome lube
Edible and it gives you an assortment of feelings on your genitals
Giving head with KY is fucking explosive
Ask the person who came in my mouth afterwards
Pussy lickers, the faster you do it doesn't mean that I'm reaching orgasm faster
For me personally, it prolongs it
So don't wonder why you've been down there for 15 minutes with a tongue that rivals a vibrator and I haven't came on chin yet
Big dick/dildo users, let us pussy owners get a second to adjust to your girth
Having that big dick inside us does put some shock value and it hurts most of the time
Passionate lovers, keep doing your thang baby bc I will hubby up one of you motherfuckers
Idc if you're a female either
Pleasure is pleasure and if you pleasure me right, I pleasure you with interest ;)
Dick can't get all the fun
I love dick but the reason I love dick is because of my vagina
My vagina
The vagina is a female's sexual instrument
Actually the vagina is the internal part from the opening til the cervix
What you see on the outside is actually called the vulva
This is the sum of its outside parts
I know right
Mad shit
But that's the vulva
Not vagina
So after this note you can't refer to the outside as a vagina
Capiche?
Of course there's different types of pussy
Let's run by a few...
Natural Pussy
Natural pussy is the pussy that every female is born with
It's use is to pee, cum and bleed
It is the pussy that hasn't been touched by another
No alterations
Just down to its basic form
Regular Pussy
Regular pussy is pussy that has been fucked a few times
It's pussy that you fuck just to get a nut
It's pussy you'd use to make a point
I.e. like if you're gay or not (guys) or lesbian (gals)
Use this pussy during any experimental phase
Seasoned Pussy
Seasoned pussy is pussy that has fucked with at least 10 partners
It doesn't mean you're a pro but your pussy is better than natural
Seasoned pussy is for guys who want a good nut but not the potential to wife it
Marinated Pussy
Marinated pussy is pussy that you want to live in
It's the pussy that makes you better yourself
It's pussy men turn into bitches
People into stalkers
This type of pussy is the pussy that is very skilled but still tight
Professional Pussy
Professional pussy is pussy that makes people think you've been fucking since you were born
Difference is there's no emotion involved
Other types of pussy comes with emtion, especially regular pussy owners
It makes the mistake of letting people in off the basis of becoming a permanent fixture in the pussy
Professional pussy just gets the job done for itself and keeps it moving
It's pussy that traps lower ranking men (emotionally) into thinking "she must love me"
No nigga she's just a great actress
Professional pussy owners live for sex and sex alone
Many people get burned by this type of pussy
There are also many scents/tastes to a vulva...
Normal Pussy
Normal pussy is what pussy tastes like at odd times
I.e. like during 2nd period in school, right before you hit the gym
Shit like that
It tastes like nothing....nothing outside of the owner's natural essence
Edible Pussy
Edible pussy is pussy that tastes like what the pussy owner has eaten
If you ate subways before receiving head, imagine it would be refreshing
But downside is when the pussy owner eats oily and fatty foods
I.e. if the pussy owner ate BK (not no damn Garden Salad either),
Her pussy is gonna taste like the oil that drips from the burgers
Sweet Pussy
Sweet pussy is naturally or artificially sweetened pussy
Natural: pussy that always taste sweet no matter what day of the week it is
It can vary to very light, like a delicate treat, or bold like a candy
Artificial: when people say you are what you eat, it's true
Especially when it comes to pussy owners
Eat candy or sweets prior to a licking and the licker will be in for a sweet treat
Goes a little hand in hand with Edible Pussy but Sweet Pussy owners will have the taste
for a longer period of time after the food was ingested
Kelis' milkshake was prob this flavor
Tangy Pussy
This pussy that is very healthy
The acid from the fruit and other healthy items will make this pussy fiesty in flavor (and more acidic)
It's like eating a Mystery Airhead (minus the calories/sugar intake): you will never know the exact flavor
And the taste varies between each licker
Stank (or All-Day) Pussy
Stank Pussy is pussy that smells like it has 14 million diseases and counting
Type of pussy that make a guy reconsider the "pussy is pussy" rule
This is that pussy that made the guys down south look away until she assulted them with a gun
This pussy is coming out of the gym while on your period and you fucking a dirty bum with shit on his ass nastiness
This pussy hasn't seen the light of day and you should not uncover it's mysteries until a washing and a trip to the Ob/Gyn
Pussy Care
There are a few phases to pussy care
Naturally bc we have more parts thank dick owners do
To each their own on how they wash it but just take a note: you need to wipe it up with something
Just soap and water doesn't cut for the ultra cleanness
Rewash and rinse your pussy multiple times
Your inner thigh too
You'd be surprised at the end of the day how much dirt lies there while you sit on your ass all day
Masturbation is your friend
It shows you're healthy sexually and it has many advantages to your body when you cum
Pain reliever, stress reliever, immune booster, puts you to bed and sleep peacefully and deeply, endorphins to name the majority
Ob/Gyn is your best friend which is why you see the bitch every 6 months for total checkup
Tip: going before your birthday makes the stress of finding the std results harsher if you fucked up with the last few times you had sex
You have been warned...also....
No douching!!!!!
Our vaginas naturally remove dirt and bacteria through discharge
Douche and you die
Simple
Sexing the Pussy
There's the clitoris (refer back to the intriguing pic)
The clit, pearl, kitty, spot is to be massaged for sexual stimulus
Pussy lovers pay attention to the following:
Motorboating the pussy has no feeling and you look stupid from our point of view
Fingering the pussy should only be allowed after you wash your damn hands
Coming straight from outside carries more germs than a public toilet seat that's been shitted on
Don't give head if you're not in the mood
It may seem okay to just to do it if begged but you pussy lovers do poorly when not on your terms
Also if I give you head, reciprocate.
Yes you too bitch
If pussy lovers suck your clit, then you must suck your love off too
Tease me a little
It makes me want you more and it primes me for strenuous sexual activity
Licking and sticking your tongue into the hole does not feel as great as you think it does
It feels like you giving me a wet willy into an already wet ear.....not stimulating
If you don't wanna give me head, still wet the hole
Dick owners like shoving shit in there like it don't hurt
Pussy owners with tight holes, like mine, need lubrication always
We don't like our hole being shred to pieces and you wonder why we can't go on to round 2
Jackhammers, we like rough sex but you don't know how to fucking move
I'm bored with your quick strokes
Switch it up
Make me guess and shock me into having a big orgasm
Yeah shockgasms, as I call it, does feel so good
Good like when you finally sit down to pee after a long ride home
Licking my anus does feel good
Anus is the hole that is under the vagina, between your ass cheeks
Yeah be grossed out but I bet you my sex is way better than your sex in the end
Rough Riders, you're rough to compensate the fact that you don't know how to use your hips
If you did, you wouldn't be so rough and would appreciate the delicacy of the pussy
KY is awesome lube
Edible and it gives you an assortment of feelings on your genitals
Giving head with KY is fucking explosive
Ask the person who came in my mouth afterwards
Pussy lickers, the faster you do it doesn't mean that I'm reaching orgasm faster
For me personally, it prolongs it
So don't wonder why you've been down there for 15 minutes with a tongue that rivals a vibrator and I haven't came on chin yet
Big dick/dildo users, let us pussy owners get a second to adjust to your girth
Having that big dick inside us does put some shock value and it hurts most of the time
Passionate lovers, keep doing your thang baby bc I will hubby up one of you motherfuckers
Idc if you're a female either
Pleasure is pleasure and if you pleasure me right, I pleasure you with interest ;)
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